Ladies and genltlemen… the LAKER TARDS

Congratulations to all laker fans whose team won the big game. The team owner is very happy for all of your <ahem> ‘$upport.’ Ka-ching, motherfuckers, you been played.

Poster boy for sleeping America

While you were asleep- or working hard trying to get ahead- this fucktard’s been living the life of Riley. Ten years on full disability, and he’s only 42.

Yet he runs marathons.

No joke. I wish it was. [ New Jersey Watchdog ]

But maybe I’m just secretly jealous.