Representative fucktard du jour

Some people care about the most inane shit.

Fear not the fate of the republic.

Mr. Sincerity over-shares

Yeah, I know, it’s old news. I’ve just recently escaped from a time-warp so I’ve missed out on some current events so you’ll just have to bear with me until I can catch up.

Still, time plus distance makes the stench even stronger, don’t you agree?

Alabama retards

Not only can’t these tards get the truck in the bin (too small? perhaps they should have thought this through), they apparently feel it’s perfectly fine to trash a perfectly good vehicle because they made a (taxpayer subsidized) sale. Big whoop.

And you and I get to pay for this lunacy.

Of course, Alabama doesn’t have the market for ‘tards cornered, no sirree Bob- we got a an entire nation of them. To paraphrase Howard Dean, they’re in California, and Montana, and New York, and Florida, and Texas… etc.

Could not have happened to a nicer guy

Saudi Prince Bandar bin Sultan

Think Bandar Bush will eventually receive that particular (Saudi) royal treatment: beheading?

Who knows, but this steaming turd once threatened UK officials that if they did not stop the investigation into the British Aerospace (BAE) slush fund which him and his family/cronies relied upon for frequent travel and million dollar shopping excursions (no lie) then the UK might soon see another 7/7.

In kingdom, Saudi prince’s coup ‘fails’
Sun, 02 Aug 2009 17:03:54 GMT

Saudi Prince Bandar bin Sultan, the kingdom’s former ambassador to the United States, is reportedly under house arrest over a conspiracy against the monarch.

Saad al-Faqih, head of the opposition group Islamic Reform Movement, told Arab-language TV al-Alam that Prince Bandar has been disappeared and the media has published no word from the ex-diplomat’s whereabouts since nearly three months ago.

According to al-Faqih, the prince first disappeared in Britain but he returned to the kingdom shortly afterwards.

He added that after Saudi officials discovered that he had provoked 200 agents working for the Saudi security service to stage a coup against King Abdullah, he was put under house arrest.

Al-Faqih said people close to the king had disclosed Bandar’s plots and foiled them.

He said Saudi sources believe that intelligence provided by some Arab countries help the Saudi monarch foil Prince Bandar’s conspiracy.

Power struggle between members of the Saudi royal family has been common as power is shared among some 200 princes out of the estimated 7000 family members.

Known as Bandar Bush because of his close relations with former US President George W Bush, the prince is son of Crown Prince Sultan bin Abdul Aziz.

I am sure it is all one big misunderstanding.

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“It will be many years before the masses discover just how completely they have been fleeced by the power elite.” -Richard Smith

The top 10 recipients of cash contributions from AIG in 2008

1. Sen. Chris Dodd, D-Conn., $103,100
2. Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., $101,332
3. Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., $59,499
4. Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-N.Y., $35,965
5. Sen. Max Baucus, D-Mont., $24,750
6. Former Gov. Mitt Romney, (R) Pres $20,850
7. Sen. Joe Biden, D-Del., $19,975
8. Rep. John Larson, D-Conn, $19,750
9. Sen. John Sununu, R-N.H., $18,500
10. Former Mayor Rudolph Giuliani (R) Pres $13,200

So you can pretty much be assured that each and every name above is dirty. You can also be certain each and every one is all for bailing out the rich at the expense of everyone else.

Faux News “anchor” Sits on Chrysler Bldg., Likes It

It’s a lock

Death on two legs

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Good riddance to bad rubbish

Embattled HUD chief resigns, cites family
Jackson makes no mention of investigation, Democratic pressure

Jackson, 62, has been fending off allegations of cronyism and favoritism involving HUD contractors for the past two years. The FBI has been examining the ties between Jackson and a friend who was paid $392,000 by Jackson’s department as a construction manager in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina.

I guess Americans just sort of expect this sort of thing from the Bush administration as a matter of course. Mike Brown, Alfonso Gonzalez… and the list of unqualified indivuals, in over their heads just goes on.

I wonder what the chances of his being brought to  justice are?

Infortunately, incompetency isn’t a prosecutable offence.

Fortunately, there is the whole cronyism aspect that might find purchase.

The next administration might just spend a lot of time prosecuting ex-Bushies.

Otherwise, it’s moral hazard for everybody! Par-tay!

Sheeple suck!

“I believe we should send people to Washington with sound moral character”

What becomes a jackss most (a eulogy)

He said all the usual and expected things, focused on menial or obvious issues, delivered minimum entertainment value because his sense of humor was missing in action. He caused radios to be turned off or tuned away after the (at least entertaining) John and Ken program finished. The remarkable thing was that it was surprising to learn he was still on the air after four (4!) years. He lacked one iota of orginal insight, enlightened nobody, invented nothing.

I suppose KFI could fill the slot with Rush Limbaugh or Sean Hannity reruns, and nobody would notice for at least a month.

Fish or Foul?

I’d say they were whistling past the graveyard

… only our clueless fearless leaders aren’t even making a peep on the dollar’s striking, humbling, scary devaluation.

Perhaps this is all part of the plan to bring the nation to it’s nknees, enslave the middle class, and give the wealthy the power to rule over us like slaves.

Or maybe they’re just clueless fucknuggets that don’t know what the fuck to do about any of it.

Applying Occam’s razor makes the latter scenario the most likely.

Haven’t had a good Bush bash in awhile

Here’s a comprehensive site to have some fun, so let it fly!

• Bush on the Constitution: ‘It’s just a goddamned piece of paper’
• Who will Bush vote for? Hillary, of course!
• … and more!

Mortgage meldown a terrorist plot?

This “mortgage meltdown” has the “fingerprints of al-Qaeda all over it,” according to one insider.

This is a tale that has not been picked up by the MSM yet, but given time, it most certainly will. The blogosphere is already all over it.

It has been recently revealed through top-secret administration documents provided by an undercover source in Homeland Security, as well as “highly placed” officials at the Securities and Exchange Commission, that the instrument known as the Collateralized Debt Obligation (CDO) was the creation of an al-Qaeda operative working undercover at Drexel Burnham Lambert.

“This was the metaphorical equivalent of a suicide bomber… except it has not yet detonated, but believe you me, this is imminent.”

This same “person of interest,” according to an FBI informant ”worked within the system in order to help destroy it.”

His identity is known, but only to a few highly placed officials. This “person of interest” is said to now run one of this nation’s largest hedge funds. So many of this nation’s wealthy citizens have so much invested under his auspices, it is felt that rather than “rock the boat,” the administration would rather play it safe for the time being, wait it out to see if this individual can make investors a few more dollars before they take the opportunity to withdraw capital, as in a down market, because- so far- he has done very well by them.

The Hundred Year Plan
Al-Qaeda planners and strategists think long term- “decades and centuries, unlike our month-to-month, at best five-year plans.”

And just where will all of this end?

“It is common knowledge al-Qaeda has successfully infiltrated American financial institutions,” and this has, according to one source “not gone unnoticed.”

“If they’re profitable, and so far they have been it’s highly unlikely that anyone would want to interfere. We are waiting until they screw up, that’s when we (Homeland Security) would grab them. It’s all about market timing, which is pretty easy.”

Credit where credit is due
The stroke of genius was in getting the bubble to blow up in the first place- getting people’s hopes up that the economy was strong, buoyant, and long term, by making convincing arguments via the mainstream press and late-night infomercials that “this time it is different” and that it was indeed possible to “earn without having to put forth effort, get an education, or struggle.”

The nation’s deficit status is looming over the horizon like the sword of Damocles, and whose head is on the chopping block? “Americans, that’s who,” said the official.

Pervy Republican gets five years hard time

in da slammer!

Corrigan sentenced Flory, the longtime head of the Michigan Federation of Young Republicans, to five years in prison. That’s the maximum term for the offense.

“I’m sickened that he is an attorney,” Corrigan told the victim and a packed courtroom.

Ooh, a double whammy!

He’ll be somebody else’s beyotch now.

Hey, Congress

How about passing a law making it illegal for any organization, including the government, to spy on US citizens?

I know, makes too much sense.

Another pervy Republican

With a history of (allegedly) page fucking:

Me thinketh he doth protetht too much.

UPDATE
This guy has taken a photo of the actual airport restroom.

Fredo, we hardly knew ye

Yet the closer we got, the more repellant you became.

Still, credit where credit is due. His *spectacular* rise to the level of his incompetence is only surpassed in the annals of history by one man: his boss.

Give the man a medal. And a Burgie!

Good riddance to bad rubbish!

The Same Guy?

Boy, Talk About Being Hoist by Your Own Petard

“If You Harbor Terrorists, You Are a Terrorist”

Oh rrrrrreally?

Ever heard of Luis Posada Carriles and Orlando Bosch?

By all accounts, terrorists.

So therefore, Señores Bush (W and HW) are Terrorists!

Simple. Logical.

Now that that is settled, I wonder who else needs to be sent down to Gitmo. Kissinger?