Ass. District Attorney Kerry St. James, Dickless Wonder

A couple of guys see a bag of trash and, being hungry, hop over a fence and decide to feast. No harm, no foul. We see it everyday, and look the other way. It’s tough to see those less fortunate than us struggle, but we don’t, if we have half a heart, impede their progress. We wish them well.

But they got caught. So? Who cares?

Todays sphincter joy boy.

He’s threatened persprosecution and plea bargained them into submission. They’ll be serving a six month jail sentence; and restitution in the amount of- hold on to the top of your head- $15. Huh? Yep, you heard me right. For trash?
Whenever assholic Ass. Attorneys try to make a name for themselves, and in that pursuit pump up their conviction rates to improve their pesonal stats, lookout below! There’s a turd-a-droppin’!

Even the merchant, who’s trash these poor fellas consumed, thinks it’s ri-goddamn-diculous.

“These guys jumped over the fence and got some over-ripe produce. What they did, at most, was a temporary slip of judgment,” [Jonathon] Hieb said. “These guys are not criminals. For them to be in jail is ridiculous.”

Yep. Reminds me of the draconian punishments of yore- or of some Muslim countries. Why not chop off their hands?

As for St. James, that’s no way to live up to your name, asshole.

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