Sentencing Paris Hilton for a short term behind bars probably isn’t going to solve the problem here. A woman who scoffs at any kind of law because, well, a sense of entitlement, needs to serve a sentence more down-to-earth, methinks.
So I suggest that the judge be a little more creative, like the judge down heah in Alabammy who sentence a shoplifter to wear a sandwich board decrying her crime.
I AM GUILTY OF DRIVING MY CAR ON A SUSPENDED LICENSE
I AM GUILTY OF DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE
And pacing back in forth on Rodeo Drive might have a more desirous effect.