OMFG

Nouveau Riche U. (yes, someone actually named their pyramid scheme “university” that) has big plans:

Despite these risky deals, Nouveau Riche’s enrollment keeps booming and Piccolo’s pockets keep filling, which lets him plan big for the future. The company bought 24 acres on top of a black-lava mountain north of Phoenix. In 2008, Piccolo intends to break ground on a new campus with modern steel and glass classrooms and four luxury dorms, each with its own pool and barbecue pit. The pools will be linked by a man-made river; students will be able to float from dorm to dorm, riding the river on inner tubes. “It’ll be very theme-y,” he says. “We’re going to build a Disneyworld for investors and entrepreneurs.”

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