The First of… many?

September 28, 2007

On September 28, 2007, NetBank, Alpharetta, GA was closed by the Office of Thrift Supervision and the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) was named Receiver. No advance notice is given to the public when a financial institution is closed.The FDIC has assembled useful information regarding your relationship with this institution. Besides a checking account, you may have Certificates of Deposit, a business checking account, a Social Security direct deposit, and other relationships with the institution.The NetBank web site will be closed from 3:00 pm to 8:00 pm EST, on September 28th and will reopen in a read only mode. Normal online services will be restored in the early evening Sunday, September 30th.

To read more about this event please select the link below:

FDIC Bank Closing Information for NetBank

Recall when…

September 28, 2007

… they rushed into the planning office, so the house in Pacific Palisades gifted to Ronald Reagan after his tenure in office, to change the address from ‘666?’

Well, guesswassup, they’re at it again.

And this time it’s gonna cost some of those hard-earned taxpayer dollars (or perhaps they’ll just print it out of thin air and stick us with the check).

And what’s the reason for this “oh-oh, we gotta make another change order” madness?

Have a look at the pic up there.

PA: “Will whoever is responsible for this building please report to GAO. Thank you and good night.”

I’d say they were whistling past the graveyard

September 26, 2007

… only our clueless fearless leaders aren’t even making a peep on the dollar’s strikinghumbling, scary devaluation.

Perhaps this is all part of the plan to bring the nation to it’s nknees, enslave the middle class, and give the wealthy the power to rule over us like slaves.

Or maybe they’re just clueless fucknuggets that don’t know what the fuck to do about any of it.

Applying Occam’s razor makes the latter scenario the most likely.

Haven’t had a good Bush bash in awhile

September 25, 2007

Here’s a comprehensive site to have some fun, so let it fly!

  • Bush on the Constitution: ‘It’s just a goddamned piece of paper’
  • Who will Bush vote for? Hillary, of course!
  • … and more!

Mortgage meldown a terrorist plot?

September 18, 2007

This “mortgage meltdown” has the “fingerprints of al-Qaeda all over it,” according to one insider.

This is a tale that has not been picked up by the MSM yet, but given time, it most certainly will. The blogosphere is already all over it.

It has been recently revealed through top-secret administration documents provided by an undercover source in Homeland Security, as well as “highly placed” officials at the Securities and Exchange Commission, that the instrument known as the Collateralized Debt Obligation (CDO) was the creation of an al-Qaeda operative working undercover at Drexel Burnham Lambert.

“This was the metaphorical equivalent of a suicide bomber… except it has not yet detonated, but believe you me, this is imminent.”

This same “person of interest,” according to an FBI informant “worked within the system in order to help destroy it.”

His identity is known, but only to a few highly placed officials. This “person of interest” is said to now run one of this nation’s largest hedge funds. So many of this nation’s wealthy citizens have so much invested under his auspices, it is felt that rather than “rock the boat,” the administration would rather play it safe for the time being, wait it out to see if this individual can make investors a few more dollars before they take the opportunity to withdraw capital, as in a down market, because- so far- he has done very well by them.

The Hundred Year Plan
Al-Qaeda planners and strategists think long term- “decades and centuries, unlike our month-to-month, at best five-year plans.”

And just where will all of this end?

“It is common knowledge al-Qaeda has successfully infiltrated American financial institutions,” and this has, according to one source “not gone unnoticed.”

“If they’re profitable, and so far they have been it’s highly unlikely that anyone would want to interfere. We are waiting until they screw up, that’s when we (Homeland Security) would grab them. It’s all about market timing, which is pretty easy.”

Credit where credit is due
The stroke of genius was in getting the bubble to blow up in the first place- getting people’s hopes up that the economy was strong, buoyant, and long term, by making convincing arguments via the mainstream press and late-night infomercials that “this time it is different” and that it was indeed possible to “earn without having to put forth effort, get an education, or struggle.”

The nation’s deficit status is looming over the horizon like the sword of Damocles, and whose head is on the chopping block? “Americans, that’s who,” said the official.

Pity da fools?

September 14, 2007

Demi Moore, get over yourself.

Being over the hill isn’t so bad.

Besides, you knew what the job requirements were.

You just have to find something else to do.

Can’t play an ingenue anymore? Or a slut?

How about a cougar or a GILF?

Can’t command as high a salary as before?

Didn’t you invest your millions well? You seem rich enough. Half a million in “plastic surgery” is more than most people make in ten years.

Best advice of all: get a life!

Shouldn’t have called it the KillaCycle

September 14, 2007