Representative fucktard du jour

October 18, 2009

Some people care about the most inane shit.

Fear not the fate of the republic.


Pity da fools?

September 14, 2007

Demi Moore, get over yourself.

Being over the hill isn’t so bad.

Besides, you knew what the job requirements were.

You just have to find something else to do.

Can’t play an ingenue anymore? Or a slut?

How about a cougar or a GILF?

Can’t command as high a salary as before?

Didn’t you invest your millions well? You seem rich enough. Half a million in “plastic surgery” is more than most people make in ten years.

Best advice of all: get a life!


No Such Thing as Bad Publicity

June 14, 2007

“The most hated man on the internet” is attempting to market his “expertise” in “real estate investing.”

Which is laughable, if you know his background is being foreclosed on for over 2 million dollars worth of real estate, which he admits were acquired fraudulently.

He has a website which documents his failures, which is entertainment to many a bored browser.

He plays his “haterz” like a violin virtuoso.

How much of what he says is true? I dunno, but he’s got a potential partner with a business plan. What does it matter?

So it shouldn’t surprise anyone that in this day and age and the rise of fucktards, celebutards, and worthless trust fundies, and other ne’er-do-wells, that Casey is web master of his own domain.

#If Adolf Hitler flew in today, they’d send a limousine anyway #


Punishment or Confinement?

May 8, 2007

Sentencing Paris Hilton for a short term behind bars probably isn’t going to solve the problem here. A woman who scoffs at any kind of law because, well, a sense of entitlement, needs to serve a sentence more down-to-earth, methinks.

So I suggest that the judge be a little more creative, like the judge down heah in Alabammy who sentence a shoplifter to wear a sandwich board decrying her crime.

I AM GUILTY OF DRIVING MY CAR ON A SUSPENDED LICENSE

or

I AM GUILTY OF DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE

And pacing back in forth on Rodeo Drive might have a more desirous effect.


Kramer Drops the N Bomb

November 20, 2006

When Second Bananas go bad.

More proof that there are no second acts in American Life? You be da judge.

Considering that, what’s the chance this was just a publicity stunt to try and revive his moribund career?

Nah, I’m getting too cynical.

And after you watch that, watch this:


I Know, I Know, Easy Target

October 26, 2006

Vicodin addict and right wing shock-jock Rush Limbaugh accused Michael J. Fox of faking his Parkinsons symptons for an advert supporting stem cell research.

[YOUTUBE=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9WB_PXjTBo]


Human Trafficking

October 24, 2006

Does this idiot of an asshole think anyone is still interested in her attention whore stylings? This whole debacle has erupted like anal warts on her face. Not to mention the poor kid and his father in the middle of it all.

Adopting a kid who isn’t an orphan (perhaps you genuinely didn’t know, but did you bother to find out? Or did you just think this would never surface?) simply to get publicity in your twilight years is no way to show your humanity.

You are just another celebutard asshole, manipulating Malawi officials to spirit away your little bundle of publicity joy to England, apparently without remorse.

This poor kid’s suffered enough! Africa has suffered enough. Do they need someone who’s sole intention is to climb a majestic floater in the public cesspool, in an effort to one-up one of their celebutard rivals?

But with Madonna, I guess the end justifies the means.

Score!