One Way to Loot the Treassury

January 19, 2007

Hire this little mother of an adminsitrator to head the GAO (General Accounting Office). Lurita Alexis Doan wants to cut the GAO’s oversight budget, so when the coast is clear she can let her fuck buddies sneak in the back door, overcharge us, leverage more work for her cronies and let the small fry who believe in competition and fairness hang out to dry.

Cronyism is richly rewarded! Join today!


How We Was Fleeced

January 16, 2007

As this article ably reports, the best interests of the citizens of the United States of America are not being served.

It is the best interests of the corporations which is.

They have a lot on the line, as their biggest customer is fat pig in lipstick with loads of cashola, seized as vig from its citizens/ patsies.

Lockheed Martin did indeed setup the entire war in Iraq as a money making venture (c’mon, you just know they’re behind it).

Game over! Time to throw the cards over, and declare the nation “governed by the people, for the people” a casualty of its very own upper caste, trust fund progeny.

Epitaph: Here Lies USA, a noble concept, killed by the Bush family, Freebasing Cheney et al and the oilgarchs and defense contractors who sucked them off.


Redistribution of Wealth

December 6, 2006

But the small fry’s that are squeezing out millions in small change are far outpaced by the big goombahs scooping the cream right off the top.

Audit Says FEMA Squanders Katrina Aid

How did we get into this mess? Doesn’t the executive branch know what sort of controls need to be in place to manage money well? They should.

Instead the Occupant in Chief (a.k.a. Chief Clueless Asshole) is acting like one big fat spendthrift welfare mother, the kind his adminstration relishes when a convenient scapegoat is needed?

Bloody Hell.


Taking His Lessons from the Big Boys

November 22, 2006

But this turd muncher is all small time.

He does have a gift!

He’s in charge of providing housing for low-income residents, but he’s also driving a new Hummer sport utility vehicle. It was paid for with your tax money.

Not exactly a talent, per se. So, is stealing from taxpayers a natural or acquired skill?

Kurt Creager even trots out Katrina preparedness in his defense.

“A lesson we learned from Hurricane Katrina: you have to be prepared. You hope something doesn’t happen, but as a property manager, we have to be prepared.”

But my favorite quote of the day:

“We’re in positive cash flow. I’d say we’re healthier than General Motors and Ford Motors combined. Frankly, the issue has to do with accounting rules.”

Hmm, let’s see:

(-1) + (-1) = (-2)

Voila! It all makes sense!

The transpareny on this guy is set at about 1.

He’s a Brownie in the making. Put him in charge of FEMA!

(Take a close look at the picture. What are the odds he’s got a ponytail?)


From a patriot

October 9, 2006

Not those who label themselves that today (to the tune of the Great Pretender), but a real one:

“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquillity of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.”

-Samuel Adams


Kenneth Y. Tomlinson step up and kiss the Blarney

August 31, 2006

While it is doubtful that anyone overseas listens to the useless, outdated Voice of America radio broadcasts, the keepers of fiduciary responsibility for a portion of your (and my) tax dollars see fit to keep them going… and going.

Kenny Boy TurdlinsonBut they do look out for their old school chums. Like our butthole surfer Kenny boy here. Even after he already got bounced from the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, where an earlier congressional inquiry found evidence that he violated rules meant to (ahem) insulate public television and radio from political influence (no doubt for his buddy K-K-Karl).

Since that disgrace, it’s hard to believe (that is, if you’re a taxpayer, not an intestinal parasite) but this turd-squeezer is still lapping up the juice at the public toilet. Kenny’s Chairman of the Broadcasting Board of Governors. And whilst there, he’s been busy.

The State Department summary report stated Kenny-the-blowhole:

  1. improperly hired a friend on the public payroll for about $250,000 over a two and a half year period
  2. used his government office for personal business, including running his very own “horse racing operation” (ah, a horse fancier, like his old chum Mike Brown)
  3. repeatedly used government employees to do his personal errands
  4. billed the government for more days of work than the rules permit

Kenny-boy improperly billed for more days work than the limit permits? Our government obviously need to hire some bookeepers to check this stuff out.

How does it keep happening? & why hasn’t anyone thought of this before?

Incredibly, his nomination for another term is still on the table- and still supported by No. 1 Fortunate Son. This person is from a class he can have compassion for.

BTW, this knowledge happened to come about from a whistleblower in the administration. Instead of getting a medal, the Bush regime would rather prosecute than reward this outstanding citizen.

It could only look worse if this turd-squeezer was a FEMA contractor stealing from the victims of Katrina (like some of his chums); I guess he’s just an unambitious little turd.

Yankee go home! Source.
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